Now you know 

Also known as nyk. The full phrase is 'Now you know better than that'. When someone says or does something so ridiculous, stupid, hilarious, or outrageous, the proper response to the situation is simple: "Now you know." nyk can be used in the place of lol for when you just don't know how to respond.

Dumb Bitch: I dropped $5 at Starbucks and $8 at Panera. The perfect breakfast!
Intelligent Person: Now you know.

Future Dropout: I totally bombed that test.
Friend: Well did you study for it.
Future Dropout: No.
Friend: Now you know.

Now you know by mintjellyfish November 12, 2011

Do what now? 

(Question) characterised by meatwad off the series Aqua Teen Hunger Force, used when you didn't understand what someone said or you didn't hear them. The other person will usually undersand if they need to just repeat it or if they need to explain.

-"Do you want black or refried beans?"
"Do what now?"
"Black or refried beans?"
"Oh, I'll have black."

_" You take the berometer and connect it to the zaphillyus maxumus enabling rich fuel injection through the phallangies"
" DO what NOW!??"
" Put that peice together with that one"

Do what now? by chriscl July 31, 2006

now

the magic word; used when someone doesn't understand that something should be done at the current time and not later.

amanda: can i have a pass?
retarded librarian: what is the magic word?
amanda: ...now?

now by i am soo effing cool February 20, 2005

smile now cry later 

It means to live your life to the fullest. In other words whatever crimes you comment today or tomorrow just tell yourself fuck it ima worry about the consequences later.

I understand that life is hard but why don't you smile now cry later

smile now cry later by KBLBJSC242330 August 26, 2017

Now in a Minute 

a welshism ( apparently) meaning I will do it soon

mum-"Emily can you do the washing up"

Emily-" ok mam..i will now in a minute

Now in a Minute by milly =] May 13, 2009

Now come here

A phrase used after someone says something stupid so you can slap them upside the head.

"Kanye West is a nice person." "Now come here!"

Now come here by Yehann September 17, 2009

nowski 

1)verb-to kiss with mouth open wider than person being kissed, resulting in saliva coating the entire mouthel region (including mustache and beard area, and possibly ear,nose and throat)
2)The shiny surfaces wetted as a result of being "nowskied."

1)She leaned forward and opened her mouth wide to nowski me. I could see the contents of her stomach because happened to be wearing my spelunking helmut.
2)When they left the closet after their "seven minutes in heaven," the nowski was clear from the sheen around her lips and chin.

nowski by Pantaloon January 13, 2008