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swag-bag

(n) a term used to describe the cocky douche-bags who use the term "swag" constantly
If i hear the word "swag" one more time im gonna punch one of these swag-bags in the throat!
by Mr.Washy! March 11, 2011
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SWAG (s.w.a.g.)

S: Something
W: What
A: Asians
G: Got
KevJumba's got SWAG (s.w.a.g.)!
by iFlyLikeaG6 August 22, 2011
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Swag Cap

1. The maximum swag attainable by any person(s) at a given time. Similar to the salary cap placed on sports teams by many professional leagues. If swag cap is surpassed, the surpassing swag star will be swagger jacked by his nearest bro.

2. A sporting, flat billed cap only to be worn by complete douches or bros who have achieved maximum swaggertude.
1.
Bro 1: "Bro, you were swag steppin' so hard today, you must be near the swag cap."
Bro 2: "Yeah bro, I'm definitely nearing maximum swaggertude."

2.
Guy 1: "Aww man, look at that douche over there, trying to rock a swag cap way too hard."
Guy 2: "Nah bro, that's Greg. He's got total swag."
by Schazek August 24, 2011
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Swag Tag

A lanyard with a clip on it holding keys or other possessions. Worn with the lanyard hanging out off your pocket. Often used to rep a sports team or college. The longer the lanyard hangs out of your pocket, the more swag you have.
Student 1: I heard you got your drivers license!!

Student 2: Yea so now i can rock my keys on a swag tag!

Student: I can decide to rep Penn State or the Flyers on my swag tag

Student: Longer tag=More Swag!!
by DJSCHWAZAY October 8, 2011
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swag (S.W.A.G.)

Shit wasn't all good
That experience was swag like swag (S.W.A.G.).
by Gribbzz August 22, 2011
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swag (s.w.a.g.)

Dang shoty i got some serious swag (s.w.a.g.) last night at the mall
by hydros45 October 29, 2012
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swag fishing

The act of going out to the club with the intent to aggressively pursue the opposite sex by demonstrating an inordinate amount of charisma and swag.
Girl 1: Girl look at that! He is FLY!! he is MINE!!
Girl 2: Go ahead girl, go swag fishing and reel him in!

Guy1: Yo c'mon lets go out to the club and get it in.
Guy2: Yeah, its about time I go swag fishing and get a new one.

Girl: His swag juice is drippin tonight, you better be careful before you end up swag fished.
by LenatheLeo July 18, 2010
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