fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number, work number but you can't get the personal number.

Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number

by barbaroja August 7, 2023

take a number

wait a long ass time for nothing and then complain about it

i wrote a letter to the senate and i had to take a number

by biachbizzle October 13, 2004

page number next

page number next is the number of the next page you will be turning to. It could pretty much mean any page in the book you are reading, but my teacher seems to get along fine telling us to go to page number next and page blue book.

Alright students, turn to page number next in the other book.

What was your favorite part of the book Cathy?
Well, I especially enjoyed page number next when that thing said that stuff.
Ooh, that's my favorite part too.

by Big mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008

numbers matching

When a cars Vehicle identification number (VIN) matches the number on major components like the engine. This essentially means that major components, like the engine and transmission are original. US Auto manufactures been matching numbers on major components in 1960 (Most Chrysler's and the Chevrolet Corvette) and other General Motors and Ford cars in the mid to late 1960s.

That is a numbers matching 63 Corvette..

by nine11c2 September 21, 2013

Number 19

Man uses cock as screwdriver

Hey did you hear about the number 19 guy? Yeah he used his Cock as a screwdriver.

by Mcakey September 23, 2021

Number 12

When you shit in your misses ear then pull it out and gouge her eyes and finger her nostrils with it. Then a pigeon fly’s down gets stuck so u grab it and tickle her feet with it whilst she shits herself , whilst that is happening 2 foxes are mating and they finish on her knees. Then you rub it in her face and she loves it

Ow rob you look happy, I am giddy,I just did a number 12 with the misses. Mad it was!!!

by Royston J April 17, 2025

Elliot smith number one fan

Sullivan miss smarty pants is Elliot smiths numba one fan and my evidence is that she yes does that :333

“Woah woah woah there is that Sullivan ?!?!”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”

by Sodaisnooodal March 14, 2024