hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !

Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.

by Blu_leef January 15, 2024

Mountains

A large, almost mystical land mass, which appears all over the globe. Some are tall, some are small, but all are beautiful.

Look at the mountains.

by anonymous February 17, 2021

Mountain cat

Just like a cougar but fatter

I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.

by TattooistByDay November 9, 2015

mountain theory

when a person thinks he’s at his best ,then something horrible happens to him but eventually he’s way better than before and so on

my life sucks right but i believe in the mountain theory so i know i will be fine!

by sushirice828 July 4, 2022

hartz mountain diet

avoiding food/s that 'whistle' for the BULK ! (FAT) , also can be used for vegetarian diets
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!

john: judy got her perky butt back ! gleason: she's on the hartz mountain diet !!

the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!

janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!

by michael foolsley December 9, 2023

Mountain View High School

Mountain View High School, a school for ugly, nasty smelling druggies, the students in this school openly accept rapists and are often acting “ghetto” when really they live in uptight suburban neighborhoods. This school has very low diversity, yet 3/4 of the white male population here preaches the n word while taking a hit off a juul.

rando: “You go to Mountain View High School?”
student: “Yeah dude, it sucks total ass!”

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Look at the mountains

Look at the mountains is not what most people perceive it as. It is a feeling, an experience, where you are immersed in the sheer oddity of the phrase. It is a spiritual awakening, opening your eyes to the wonder of the vast mountains. Look at the mountains is joyful and wonderful, and should be experienced by everyone.

“Look at the mountainssss” proclaims look at the mountains aunt.

by auntie tammy January 31, 2024