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stink monkey

A stink monkey is a smaller relative to bigfoot but even closer to the Florida Skunk Ape. The Stink Monkey resides mainly in Georgia but they have been known to sneak across the border into Florida. They smell like stale beer and farts and can be spotted around Nascar tracks or breweries. Tey are not considered dangerous but can become restless when thirsty.
Jr. and Mark have seen a Stink Monkey in his natural habitat but he ran away when approached.
by rustyfalcon March 25, 2008
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Monkey Knife Fight

A phrase from the Simpsons TV series. From episode "The Mansion Family" Season 11

On Burns' boat, Homer chides: "Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."
(after many,many bong rips) "HeH HeH Monkey Knife Fight HeH HeH" or you could just write it on a bathroom wall.
by MilesTeg January 2, 2009
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fucking monkey

a black person that is really loud, oboxious and annoying
by cluka July 24, 2006
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My Gym Partner Is a Monkey

One of the biggest pieces of shit to hit television. About some kid who has to go to a school full of fuckin talking animals because his last name is "Lion". So freakin' stupid. This term can also be associated with anything that's a piece of shit or anything that sucks ass.
Waiter: How was the food?

Person: It was a complete my gym partner is a monkey!
by Monad December 29, 2007
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Montgomery Monkey Tail

Verb. When a gentleman chokes a woman at the time of orgasm, making the woman's anus tighten up, making things a whole lot better for the man
Jerry: Dude i gave a girl a "Montgomery Monkey Tail"!
Bob: Dude thats awesome
by mildbill May 2, 2010
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Monkey Bread

A term from the South to describe how a once flat girl grew a phat ass and tits so quickly.
Damn!!! How Kat get so thick? Dawg she must be eatin that Monkey Bread.
by Richie182 March 22, 2010
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Dole monkey

Jobless northerner, usually 18-30, lacks basic language skills. Hangs around bus shelters and kiddies parks waiting for the day he can go collect his benefits.
Look at that dole monkey on the kiddies swings.
by tn2burble December 22, 2008
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