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Man Starch

Dried semen on a piece of clothing that has caused a bleached crusty appearance.
Dude!! Did you put man starch on these sheets?
by cunt nibbler September 10, 2010
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Keyboard Man

While playing Ghost Writer Webcam, the person typing is referred to as the Keyboard Man
Vince: So my friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette. I was keyboard man.

Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!
by theandimancan August 4, 2010
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man marbles

He kicked him right in his man marbles.
by GeeBird January 28, 2007
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man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.
Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.
by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006
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man moose

man moose is ( sperm )
i couldn't hold it any longer...... she was going to get a shot of man moose in her hair!
by diamond dave 1964 December 22, 2007
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Man's death

Any death wherein the extravagant circumstance elevates (by means of awesome and/or excess) to such an extent that nearly all men would deem acceptable for them self.
The Herald of the Zombie Apocalypse lifted a single finger pointed directly at Eric as the city's remnants began to swirl in a massive whirlpool of earth, glass, and gravel. Through the we could not see him as the torrent collapsed where he had stood, Matt mouthed a prayer-like whisper in quiet regard,

"A Man's Death."

It is unknown if he was viewed as a possible threat or was simply an illustration of malice for the dark times to come.
by Yasu2 April 13, 2009
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Man Touch

When a man physically touches another man with the intent of making the receiver uncomfortable. In some variations, a rhyme is spoken during the act:

Man Touch,
It's the touch of a man.
Man Touch,
Yes I can.
Man Touch,
Big Strong Hands.
Brendan kept giving me man touch at the party in front of all those girls. He was laughing and it was really embarrassing.
by Kevin Ross January 25, 2009
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