May 9th

National sex day!

girl 1: damn I wanna have sex with him
girl 2: you can do it, it's national sex day!

boy: come it's May 9th

by xvanillax January 5, 2020

May 11

An amazing spring day where the best pool parties take place. Almost everyone born on this day is beautiful, smart, and lucky.

Oh my god, you're perfect! Were you born on May 11?

by madamebookworm July 28, 2020

phillip may

Person whose cockiness allows him to believe that he could take on a larger upperclassman. Furthermore, he thinks that he is welcome everywhere even though he is despised by all.

Phillip May wants to get his ass kicked.

by Future Employer .... "Sir" February 11, 2005

May 5th

the day Gaurdians of the Galaxy 2 comes out!

Cinco de mayo is now May 5th

by Crod57 April 20, 2017

May 22

National dick and balls day. Typically celebrated through sharing of dick and ball photos with close family members and loved ones.

Hey John, here a photo of my dick alongside my balls, Happy May 22.

by RickSlongson May 21, 2021

May 15

Slap dat booty and grab dem titties day

Yo its may 15 you k how what that means

by Shreks apprentice May 11, 2020

May 10

Depressed cunt day

Joey: Yo did u heard DOĞA born at May 10?
Tim:Yeah she is a depressed cunt

by Possyyydestroyyeer November 5, 2019