Long Distance Shooting

The cyber-sexual act of a male finishing off on his webcam while his partner watches via Skype.

Because he couldn't give Dolly a facial, Lloyd got her on Skype and did some long distance shooting.

by makeitsoundsexy June 7, 2016

pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 15 minute speech.

Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever Matt starts a story, just know that you need a fresh drink and a snack because you're going to be there for 30 minutes!

by pharmbored December 5, 2020

A big long willy

It’s very scrumptious, long and juicy.

Willy lover: Have you heard of a big long willy?
Boob lover: yeah it’s a good!

by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020

kevin michael long

lex’s personal uber

i love using my kevin michael long!

by kevin michael long April 8, 2021

Long-haired Dictionary

A girlfriend in a foreign country from whom you learn the local language

When he lived in Chile, he learned Spanish from his long-haired dictionary.

by Cregger May 8, 2021

Long Island Blunt

A single blunt containing 5 (or more) different strains of Marijuana. Similar to how a Long Island Ice Tea contains 5 types of alcohol, but with weed. Typically found in areas where marijuana or medical marijuana is legal.

Also could be called a Long Island Ice Tea Blunt.

Originated in Colorado

After going to the dispensary, we rolled up a Long Island Blunt.

by Papa Skunk September 16, 2013

proper long one

Something long enough to get the job done

Oh man talk about a proper long one

by Luke-69 June 19, 2023