white Christmas log

This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.

Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”

Or

Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!

by ask_about_my_winston2 November 16, 2022

Moist Log Syndrome

When you can't get it up

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"

by The moist boi June 26, 2020

Log

Log is a log with a very impersonative log

Hi log

by Danny choir November 02, 2020

Log

Log in a more game-like sense is when a player leaves, or therefore, logs from the game.

Example 1: LOL! He just combat logged!
Example 2: What a loser.

by portapac September 17, 2023

Log

A nick name or pet name for a cute and loveable person named Logan because it's so hard to come up with anything else from that person's name.

Logan: Hi Stephy wephy

Stephanie: Aw, hi Log!

by unknown1993 December 25, 2007

Log

A weeb(not really tho) who read the entire demon slayer manga in a week or two. He simps for Shinobu like a plebb. He also appreciates big anime tiddies.

Log: Bruh I just finished the manga
Juan: Cool, what's next?
Log: I'm gonna watch Fate to see some epic girlyboi action, I mean what
Juan: •_•

by Bread but original September 04, 2021

Log

Someone who is boring and doesn’t do or think much

Bruh she a log why invite her to the party

by King6’5 November 30, 2022