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dope like lance armstrong

adj. describing something awesome that is only possible under the influence of serious doping, like the kind Lance Armstrong did in the tour de france.
Dude, I just went a 69-0 kd in CoD!

Dude, that is dope like lance armstrong!
by Gingerwhalegw January 19, 2013
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cop-a-like

When you see a car that resembles a police cruiser. Might be a Crown Vic, Mercury Grand Marquis, or something newer. It forces you to slow down and drive more carefully than you care to admit.
"Hey man, you're going too fast, there's a cop up ahead. Slow it down."
"Nah, that's just a grandma driving her Grand Marquis cop-a-like boat."
by totalg33k November 1, 2013
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blow it like a flute

Basically something Luhan said that has ruined his life.
Blow it like a flute - blow job, when a girl goes down on the guy or guy on guy.
Luhan: I see you're still single Yixing
Yixing: I see you still haven't gotten anyone to blow it like a flute
by Idkidkidk January 11, 2017
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I like your shoelaces

Tumblr code for when you find someone you think looks like they use Tumblr. The correct response, as Tumblr users should know, is "Thank you! I stole them from the president." "Thank you," however, is commonly changed to "thanks."
Guy: *Sees someone who looks like someone they saw on Tumblr* Hey, I like your shoelaces!
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.
by Sammy Blueberry the Weirdo February 18, 2021
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stick out like a sore thumb

To be easily noticed. To have something obvious going on.
Jane: Do you think i should put on my multi colored hat & gown?

John: No i don't. You're just gonna stick out like a sore thumb.
by mehcee May 11, 2014
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Drop a Turd like Amber Heard

When you defecate Aggressively, as an offensive maneuver, or in any weaponized manner, as first used by the Ronin, and later popularized by Amber Head.
"Dick was being a dick, so I decided to drop a turd like Amber Heard on that prick. Let's say the resale value on his truck is gonna stink.
by WarOfTheFanboys May 3, 2022
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