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I hit my Johnson on the table
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Johnson's Corollary

Johnson's Corollary to Godwin's Law states that as a discussion on the Internet grows longer, the likelihood of a person using a meme in place of a rational argument increases. That means that as more people talk on the Internet for a longer time, it becomes more and more likely that someone will use a meme instead of a rational argument to make their point. Johnson's Corollary further states that the use of a meme signals that the one introducing the meme has lost the argument.
Using a meme to "disprove" global warming is pure Johnson's Corollary.
That guy was making some good points until he brought in the meme making fun of Trump. Johnson's Corollary all the way.
She was winning the argument until she went all Johnson's Corollary with the memes.
by English As A First Language October 9, 2019
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johnson care

A reference to Medicare. Based on the Affordable Care Act being called 'Obama Care', Medicare came in during the Johnson Administration of the 1960's, and so Johnson Care is used to refer to Medicare. Social Security came into effect during the Roosevelt administration of the 1930's, and so Social Security is referred to as Roosevelt Care.
I'm over 65 years old now, so I've signed up for Johnson Care.
by Ozzie321 October 26, 2019
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Johnson

A kid that is strong nice and honest and don't mind to fight
Yo johnson wannafight- johnson: say your last prayers
by Gsibeue shnsvsusbeb November 10, 2019
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Johnson Jacket

“ hey before we fuck in the asshole lemme use a Johnson jacket
by Lil circumcised November 24, 2019
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Johnson

usually used for a last name, rarely used for the word penis or long john.
"can you please, put your Johnson away, sir."
by EST_stockier1 December 9, 2019
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Johnson

Literally anything. Johnson can be used to replace any word you can think of. No matter the word, Johnson will be able to replace it in any context.
(Someone may have hit a homerun) “Dang Matty, that man just hit a Johnson.”
(Juul) “Yo pass the Johnson, I need a hit!”
by Johnson slayer January 23, 2020
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