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jumping johnny

Used to describe a person that has had sex with many people, thus causing a spread in sexual viruses within the workplace, or even community.
Health teacher: "Don't be a jumping johnny!";"you'll get an STD".
by ItIsMyName July 2, 2019
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Johnny o groats

A sweet little cute boy with a big heart and a soft spot for Nissan micras. He loves nature and hails from the north most of places, he’s a mysterious yet passionate lover, and will never back down from defending his pack.
Man I sure love Johnny o groats

Yeah me too he’s so kind and he helps me though so much!
I wish more people would be like Johnny groats. He’s such a good Oager.
by Oagyhenderfrewstone February 20, 2024
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Johnny Guillen

culo <3
he culo <3
Johnny Guillen has big culo
by 69$$$$$$$mon3y November 23, 2021
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Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Person #1

Where do you want me to hang my towel

Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.

We don’t re-use towels here.
by JohnniesTowels February 28, 2025
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johnny

who dosnt love johnny? he’s extremely hot, funny, popular and has the most beautiful eyes. he has my heart
Me: have you seen johnny today?

Friend: yea i saw him this morning! he was talking about you earlier with his friends
by yourmom5012 April 17, 2022
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johnny gains

Been you take a lil blue pill to make Mr Peter become a strong man.
Bobby had them good Johnny Gains before he went to pound town for 6 hours or longer and contacted his physician.
by BumbButt November 11, 2022
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Johnny Ratboy

Young boy that is between the ages of 2 and 10 and acts like a cunt
Look at Lucas walking over here, what a Aids riddled Johnny Ratboy
by Syheed Muhammad January 9, 2024
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