crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.

Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.

crippled johnny by Jack M May 4, 2003

Saucy Johnny 

When one person snorts ejaculate from their hand or a surface after having performed oral sex on the person.

I paid her fifteen extra dollars to pull the old "Saucy Johnny"

Saucy Johnny by Saucy Johnny January 26, 2009

Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny 

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003

i love you johnny cakes 

what you say to a same sex friend when you feel affection towards them in a non sexual way.

Gee Larry you are swell at pitching a camping tent. I love you Johnny Cakes!

i love you johnny cakes by Sean Eastbridge May 27, 2006

Little Johnny 

Another name for penis

Girl 1: How's Greg?
Girl 2: I found out he has a BIG little johnny.

Little Johnny by Nizzy Wizzy March 4, 2008

Straw Johnny 

To pass ones supply of alcoholic beverages to ones friend of like minded family member.

'Oye! pass me a beer'
'Say it properly'
'Okay, straw Johnny'
'Here you are'

Straw Johnny by Mister_Leeb October 15, 2008

bonny johnny 

When you cover your dick with a the first thing you see and end up getting a boner.

Lady 1: Hey baby! My and my friends are back!

Guy: Oh! Hey babe!

Lady 1: Where are your clothes Jeff?

Lady 2: Why is the only thing you're wearing is a hat in you junk?

Guy:Well, I just happened to be rosterbating...

Lady 1: And what is that bulge?

Lady 3: Looks like Jeff got a Bonny Johnny.

bonny johnny by Professor Kickflip November 21, 2013