What up Smith Jones

Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.

Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!

by Blood Clott December 10, 2010

Casey Jones

An engineer for the Iowa Central Railroad who met his fate after deciding to inspect the anal cavity of a stalled train. Otherwise, he was known for being on-time.

Casey Jones is a name; it's not that hard.

by Great Northern 1147 October 15, 2025

summer breeze jones

a beautiful girl who is commonly referred as an angel. she has eyes that will put you in a trance and she holds the one and only booty that will shake the earth.

guy #1 "woah did you feel that? felt like an earthquake!"

guy #2 "nah i think summer breeze jones just sat down"

by hooligan hoolio December 8, 2018

Ryan Jones

The invisible man, is it him or is it his twin?!

Disloyal and selfish!

That's such a Ryan Jones move!

by Director's Dons December 3, 2021

Archie jones trap

Being against archie to then find out you’ve fallen for him, the ‘archie jones trap’

“You’ve just fallen for the archie jones trap”

“Oh fuck off”

by Shitchatter11 August 8, 2022

Jones

A state of utter confusion and tremendous hallucination. Often endured through an encounter with a wax pen.

Did you see that guy last night?

Yea, he was jonesed

by Jonathan Guillen Infante November 13, 2019

Bryce Jones

The kid that drove a moped to school everyday freshman year

Look it’s Bryce Jones

by Bshsvsghsgsvvsbshsjs September 19, 2020