Joke Diarrhea

A phenomenon in which 1 or more people go on a spree of unintentionally telling really bad jokes or implementing poor humor into their conversation within a period of time.
Guy 1: What does a nosey pepper do?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It get's jalapeno business

Guy 2: That is possibly the shittiest joke you have told within the last 10 minutes.
Guy 3: Yeah. You must be having joke diarrhea.
by A Fucking Pinecone August 3, 2016
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smock joke

A mixture of the word "smock" (refering to the article of clothing) and of the phrase "cock joke" which was popularized by Stamper from his newgrounds parody.
Smock Jesus: Hey Brandon, cock joke!
Smock God: *looks at smock* Smock Joke.
by SaintSin14 December 9, 2008
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Joke

A sarcasm based sentence used to induce laughter, which either can get the person telling the joke beat up for being too offensive for the receiver, or the joke works and the receiver does not laugh.
Josh: You can't tell me what to do, dishwasher!
Patricia: What the fuck, Josh????
Josh: That was a joke you illiterate forehead
by floopflop June 7, 2022
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Joke

Something that is humorous, something to be laughed at.
“Man Ethan’s life is such a joke haha.”
by Dan Ethan September 12, 2019
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Corny jokes

Normally Caiden’s make these up
Caiden’s normally use it like corny jokes
by Hsushebsy September 26, 2019
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Joke

A blanket term for people who say fucked up things, so they can use the word to back down after they get called out for saying said fucked up things.
"That thing I said about slavery last week in bad faith last week was a joke bro, quit being such a snowflake!"
by Neoslayer December 8, 2022
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Joke

Something funny, that can be used while someone is coping.
x "My dad died..."
y "Aw man, want me to tell you a joke to cheer you up?"
x "Sure."
y "Knock knock"
x "Whos there?"
y "Not your dad!"
x "Bro...."
y "Chill, it's a joke"
by Teresaissohot June 5, 2022
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