Ear Jizz 

Ear jizz is the dried or leftover shampoo, soap, or conditioner one forgets to wipe off the ears after a shower resulting in what looks like jizz or Ben Affleck in something about Mary.

Dude1: what is that white creamy stuff in your ear.

Dude2: Oh thats just some shampoo

Dude1: No man, I think someone shot a load in your ear while you were sleep!
Dude2: Fuck No! Here smell it!
Dude1: Hell no! Im not smelling your ear jizz!

Ear Jizz by jhustla January 6, 2010

Jacksonville Jizz Bomb 

When one hides in an alley and masturbates into a McDonald's cup and throws it at a passing pedestrian.

Mom: "Billy, why is your head covered in gooey white stuff?"

Billy: "There was a man,... on my walk home,.. he was angry"=' Mom: "Those fucking blacks." noun, Jacksonville Jizz [Bomb

Jacksonville Jizz Bomb by yuff & bone November 29, 2009

After Jizz 

The seamen that squirts out of your dick a couple minutes after you get done masturbating.

After I got done masturbating, I was walking to the gas station and had a major case of after jizz.

After Jizz by Craptastic3000 March 21, 2011

Spider Jizz 

When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.

The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!

Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!

Spider Jizz by Spiderman fanboy June 16, 2009

Mexican Jizz 

A shot of tequila with a squirt of mayonaise

I bought my friend a shot of Mexican Jizz and he threw up all over the bar.

Mexican Jizz by JuanHernandez63513 October 15, 2009

Dolphin Jizz 

Ejaculation of a dolphin. Is known to travel over 20 feet underwater.

I was screwing that dolphin and its dolphin jizz broke my pelvis

Dolphin Jizz by The Spitzzer January 27, 2009

death jizz 

1. the occurence of an organism being so sexually aroused it begins to ejaculate a large amount of sperm to the extent that the organism dies. 2. a slang term for a male giving his male or female companion HIV. Closely related to a James Hock.

While masturbating last year my best friend died of death jizz.

Rubert gave Mrs. Robinson death jizz last night.

death jizz by madcowworld.com March 12, 2003