Eli and Peyton both developed an affinity for sawing wood at a young age, at the behest of their father, a well respected practitioner of the wood-sawing arts.
by Benjamin Franklin Gates January 16, 2008
Where the "don't mess with" niggas live. If you mess with a nigga (especially a nigga from footlocker) you would be approached by a bigger nigga. Fuck with that bigger nigga, .....................Just don't mess with niggas from the Wish A Nigga Woods
Man: oh. So you think you're going to bring all you little friends and jump me Kevin, well I'm from a little town called whoop ass.
Bigger Nigga . "Well I'm from a little town called Wish A Nigga Woods."
Bigger Nigga . "Well I'm from a little town called Wish A Nigga Woods."
by Ariferrari401 April 06, 2015
Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.
LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.
Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?
LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!
LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.
Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?
LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!
by joff leff December 26, 2011
"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood."
Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"
Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"
by iloveapplepieman December 15, 2016
by Qbert November 02, 2004
When you ask to paint someone's wood, you are asking to get in a sexual situation with them and cumming all over them. Another way to use it is to ask to get your wood painted, asking to get into a sexual situation and getting cummed on. You also use it by saying that someone's wood got painted.
Example 1-
Guy: to guy or girl: Can I paint your wood?
Example 2-
Guy or girl to guy: Will you paint my wood? OR Can you get my wood painted?
Example 3-
Person to other person: Did you hear that Bob painted Jordan's wood?
Guy: to guy or girl: Can I paint your wood?
Example 2-
Guy or girl to guy: Will you paint my wood? OR Can you get my wood painted?
Example 3-
Person to other person: Did you hear that Bob painted Jordan's wood?
by SWAGSEX December 27, 2014