Kiwi Breakfast

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.

Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”

by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023

gen z breakfast

A breakfast consisting of an energy drink and some form of nicotine, usually in the form of a vape or cigarette

What do you mean it's not a real breakfast, urban dictionary calls it a 'gen z breakfast' so it has to be real!

by No psuedonym required December 23, 2022

Continental Breakfast

A cheap “breakfast” that CEOs and managers get their employees, paid for with their corporate credit card, and with a copy of the receipt to give to the company so that they can get reimbursed, because god forbid you spend 1/100,000th of your yearly salary on your staff to show that you actually give a rats ass about them. Typically purchased from whichever donut shop is the cheapest (and on their way to work so they don’t need to use an extra $0.90 of gas), this meal is comprised of donuts and/or muffins, fruits, toast, and coffee.

CEO: On Monday we will feature a continental breakfast for the first time in two years to show you all how much we appreciate your hard work that you prioritize over spending time with your family so that you can still afford to pay rent.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Hardee's Breakfast Hour

A group of senior citizens

I went to pick up Smash Ultimate today, but I found myself caught in a Hardee's Breakfast Hour.

by OmniMitch December 7, 2018

Breakfast Club

Verb: being put into a situation with strangers, but you quickly bond and feel comfortable with one another. Despite this, you do not associate after this experience.

“Oh I know him. We breakfast clubbed a while ago.”

by Bobo Chino January 14, 2019

Breakfast, lunch and dinner

When a man eats a womans ass and pussy before making out with her

“Did you do it with jennifer last night?”-Rob
“No but I had breakfast, lunch and dinner”-Dave

by Maviles June 16, 2018

Breakfast-Moment

A so called breakfast-moment is something very rare, that may or may not happen between two individuals.
Its often referred to moments in wich time doesnt pass with usual speed. There is an Illusion of Slow-Motion.

Person E: Dude me and Person T had a breakfast-moment yesterday.

Person B: Whats that?

Person E: If you ask that, it never happend to you. Sorry for that.

by Ryan Fish. Depp June 25, 2018