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Flashcism

Flashcism (FLASH-iz-əm) is a far-left, authoritarian political ideology and movement, characterized by pursuing nuclear war at all costs. Flashcists push for nuclear holocaust (hence the word "Flash") for the perceived good of the nation or race.
Flashcism pushes towards World War 3 at all costs to humanity.
by AntiFlashcist March 15, 2024
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Flashbang

Another term for a quickie. When you bang a chick fast like the Flash. FLASHBANG
“YO dude I just Flashbanged her in under 30 seconds
by Chickiedickie March 23, 2024
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FLASH MISSING VANISHES IN CRISIS

Reference to a news article written by Iris West - Allen in the original Season 1 timeline of CW The Flash where Barry Allen is destined to vanish on APRIL 25 2024 while saving everyone from Crisis on Infinite Earths. This is a legendary moment in DCEU and its probably better than MCU Endgame tbh 🥶⚡
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by daddy bright April 25, 2024
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Flapshing

Flapshing is when you have sex with a horizontally challenged life form and all of their fats spill out of their body into your cock and it feels good.
"Holy shit keep Flapshing me Ander Dingus," Bertha said.
by noxyforreal May 11, 2024
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flagship dream

My flagship dream is to press pennies on a train track
by Sassy mama December 23, 2024
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Farshizz

When you fart so hard you shit and piss yourself all at once
Dude I just farshizzed myself
by For_Shizzle_My_Nizzle January 24, 2025
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Flagshagger

Anybody in a Western liberal democracy with enough patriotism to wear or raise their country's flag, drawing the contempt of the chattering classes who thing it rather vulgar and a sign of poor education.

Not to be confused with the chattering classes in Western liberal democracies who happily walk the streets under Palestinian or ISIS flags, because that's like totally different man.
Look at those flagshaggers on the 4th July/Trooping The Color/Insert important national event here. Now help me with this flag of a Levantine terrorist state that can't stop getting it's arse kicked by Israel.
by SalopianSnark February 13, 2025
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