Family Man

(Slang) A man belonging to a crime family, typically mafia, cartel, syndicate, or yakuza.

Man: You can't be doing business here.

Thug: What? You a family man?

Man: Yeah, and we don't take kindly to punks encroaching on our turf.

by Huubs January 17, 2021

Your family reunion is a gay communion

The worst insult you can ever use. If you use this you can kill the person in a matter of half a second. Not only can it kill the person but can kill his/her family in a few seconds after it killed the person on which it was used on. DO NEVER USE THIS INSULT.

carl- your mom gay
Nick-no u
carl-ur dad lesbian

NIck-no u
carl- ur granny tranny
NIck- no u
Carl- ur grandpap a trap
Nick-no u
Carl-your family reunion is a gay communion
NIck-*Fucking obliterated, the family dies*
Credit: My friend Anthony made it

by Bad insults May 21, 2018

mental health family

A mental health family is people or a person that gives the support you need for your mental health. They support you, listen to you without interrupting or shutting you down, don’t invalidate your problems, and don’t yell at you when your not able to function some days. So yeah and overall they comfort you when things get really really bad. And when everyone else left, they are right there. They will always be there for you no matter what happens.

My mental health family is Jesus, Haikyuu, and BTS.

by iwachan.vs April 23, 2021

ball in the family

archie bangs gloria, mike bangs edith. they were very close.

they dug up some dirt on that old show from the 70's seems they liked to ball in the family

by burbman69 September 18, 2023

why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️

Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

xanny family

MIchael Young snapchatted sassytae saying Xanny family.

David young told sassytae "xanny family". Only young family knows.

by michael young is poo August 14, 2016

Joe and His Insect Family

A family that only breeds with itself, lots of extra chromosomes in this family and they also tend to be very stupid because it's Joe and His Insect Family.

Oh look, it's Joe and His Insect Family

by Eye of Susanoo June 13, 2018