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Fart Wagon

An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.
Let’s hop in the fart wagon and go get milk shakes!
by Pheecees August 4, 2022
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Fart Door

noun - I have a tickle in my fart door.

adjective - This fuckin' fart door still owes me 130 bucks.
by Shmulie Mendel February 7, 2012
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Fatherly Farts

When dads fart in a cheesy-funny way in order to embarrass children
Father- Hey, pull my finger!
Kid- DAD!!! Fatherly Farts again!?!?!?
by TheAntiItGirl April 3, 2010
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fart snarker

a person who sniffs up all the fumes before anyone else has a chance to smell any of them
my ex-husband was a fart snarker (his own) and then he'd say "ahhh, that was a good one". Of course, I couldn't verify that because there was nothing left for me!
by ca artist September 4, 2009
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fart nibba

A "fart nibba" is just a weird ass mf. They're always wearing or doing some weird ass shit, for example wearing asics with jeans. Mf's will be wearing shorts and a t shirt and say they not cold. My boi it's 20º. A fart nibba tendency is to laugh at some shit that isn't even funny, or to hype up some shit that isn't even cool. That kid who does fortnite dances in the club, total fart nibba. Mf's will say they from the streets, but the only street they from is sesame street cuz they clown ass mf's.
by yuyeet69 November 17, 2021
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plane farts

When someone on a plane lets one rip and it stinks up the whole plane. Almost as bad a diarrhea farts, but these tend to smell like jet fuel as well.
A: How was your flight?
B: It sucked, crying babies and plane farts made it close to impossible to get any sleep.
A: Bummer.
by GretelundMavis October 5, 2011
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fart cry

The act of laughing historically which causes you to poop a little
by Mjsmalls August 15, 2017
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