stereo farted

the act of farting on both sides of a person

Damnit......john and sarah just stereo farted me, it sucks to sit in between them

by the chewbaca hunter October 15, 2011

Fart Lock

The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.

"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"

"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"

by ThyNameIsSid September 21, 2011

plane farts

When someone on a plane lets one rip and it stinks up the whole plane. Almost as bad a diarrhea farts, but these tend to smell like jet fuel as well.

A: How was your flight?
B: It sucked, crying babies and plane farts made it close to impossible to get any sleep.
A: Bummer.

by GretelundMavis October 5, 2011

Brain Fart

When you do something incredibly stupid by mistake. An obvious mistake that should for a task that's usually very simple.

Fernando: I was making cheese and crackers with salami but I put peanut butter instead of salami. Brain fart!
Josh: Yeah. Brain fart! And you're usually very smart.

by CognitiveFuel March 14, 2023

fart cry

The act of laughing historically which causes you to poop a little

I was laughing so hard I had a fart cry.

by Mjsmalls August 15, 2017

fart facesitting

When someone sits on your face and farts into your mouth and nose

Hey jimmy a girl was fart facesitting me last night

by Username56644666 April 19, 2018

Dead Fart

The gas caused by a dead deer who has been decomposing for 10 plus hours, which hisses gas out of its asshole as you drag it along the sidewalk

The deer was dead farting as we dragged it along the sidewalk in front of the tree hugger

by Mildy Flaccid October 28, 2018