Erectifiable

The ability to rectify any situation with the power of ones boner.

Guy 1: dude I totally forgot to buy my girlfriend a birthday present!!

Guy 2: hey man don't worry, that's an erectifiable problem.

by D-swag February 8, 2013

erectioner

When a man can get an erection on command.

Man 1: I am such an erectioner!
Woman 1: I don't believe you.
Man 1: You want me to show you?
Woman 1: Sure
Man 2: WAIT SO AM I!

by Private Sea Cow May 6, 2014

Ereptile dysfunction

1) An elektronic reptile doesn't function the way it's supposed to do.

2) An online reptile creature that has a bug and therefor doesn't have the interactions and function its supposed to have.

3) A reptile that can't get hard when trying to have coidus

A lizard that can't get its tail up.

Eva: I'm trying to make this work but it seems that your lizard is having an ereptile dysfunction.

by close2human December 20, 2014

erectile pisfunction

The inability to aim your piss correctly whilst you have a boner.

I awoke in the middle of the night, half asleep, needing a piss. As I was doing my business I realised I had a boner it went in every direction possible other than towards its' intended target. I'm going to need to wipe it up in the morning....maybe! I must suffer from erectile pisfunction!

by blofeld1965 May 8, 2014

erexting

When one individual texts another about his erection in great detail.

Dude, I'm in some deep shit I accidentally was erexting my mom!!!!!!

by bronn June 2, 2014

Erectionize

When you see someone, recognize them, and then get an erection.

Adam: Who is that? She looks familiar!
Dan: I can't tell who it is. Is that Alex?
Adam: Oh it is. Damn. I just erectionized her.

by AK4792 May 12, 2015

eretrawi

the word in Tigrinya/Amharic to say someone is Eritrean

are you eretrawi?

by hey wussup hello July 19, 2015