Needed: sweet lady friend
First put your sweet lady friend's (and/or your female cousin's) legs behind her head. While her legs are behind her head, sex it up. Make sure you deposit all your money in her vault, if you know what I mean. Then stick your face in her vagina. The lady has to squeeze her legs around your head and at the precise moment, she'll yell, "YOU'RE FIRED!" and then she'll queef and your investment will be returned tenfold all over your face.
First put your sweet lady friend's (and/or your female cousin's) legs behind her head. While her legs are behind her head, sex it up. Make sure you deposit all your money in her vault, if you know what I mean. Then stick your face in her vagina. The lady has to squeeze her legs around your head and at the precise moment, she'll yell, "YOU'RE FIRED!" and then she'll queef and your investment will be returned tenfold all over your face.
by Dwaney Dooleuty December 07, 2007
That Obama nigga gave us free shut, fuck Donald Trump for taking it from us and tryin to make us work.
by Smarter than the Garbage December 08, 2020
Donald Trump will win reelection because the past two elections Democrats picked the worst possible candidate.
by Billy unknown October 13, 2020
"Hur dur Fuck Donald Trump hur please kill me..."
"Sweetie, i think it's time for your medication."
"No honey, i think we need put sh- i mean they down."
"Sweetie, i think it's time for your medication."
"No honey, i think we need put sh- i mean they down."
by Luigi from super mario December 03, 2020
A well mannered and amazing man who will make America great again! He is guaranteed to make America way better than Joe Biden. Joe Biden plans to get the turkeys to bomb America and make abortion popular.
Donald Trump is better than Joe Biden!!
by TheTruthSpeaks111 November 02, 2020
The best president we have seen in a long time, way better then Joe Biden otherwise known as sleepy Joe, and Joe the pedo. he's republican and made piece with multiple countrys that Joe Biden is going to start WW3 with. Donald Trump was cheated in the 2020 election.
I voted for Donald Trump.e
by joe the pedo March 09, 2022
Best president of the 21st century, actually did good things for country. Did not buy into regressive bullshit therefore libtards hate him. Handled quarantine really well, yet people act like any issues could have been foreseen by him. He is not a physic folks. MSM hates him. Branded fascist for no reason. probably would've won if MSM left him alone for 5 minutes. He was running against an actual socialist and a senile old man-puppet.
"Why do people hate Donald trump, our money goes farther, there are so many more jobs, china is weaker. He has done mostly good."
"They hate him because he is a republican, he doesnt support the worst ideology group *whispers* Socialism"
"They hate him because he is a republican, he doesnt support the worst ideology group *whispers* Socialism"
by Dave_Der_Fuhrer December 15, 2020