corn syrup daddy

broke ass mother fucker that thinks he can afford up scale hookers, not the $40 crack hoes

dave's a corn syrup daddy that thinks he can charm melissa from erotic monkey with home made chicken noodle soup.

by saavy chimp September 11, 2021

Secondhand corn on the cob

Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.

Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.

Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!

by Puckstopper92 March 30, 2015

corn stack bark

a massive fart

shane did a corn stack bark and blew his jocks off

by bobba September 6, 2010

texas corn husker

The act of freezing a piece of your partner's feces and using it as an anal dildo until it melts.

I gave her a texas corn husker

by Armrx January 13, 2016

rusty corn hole

When you bang a chick in the ass pull out wIth a shit covered dick then continue to stink it in her period pussy.

Last night shaquita was feeling freaky so I gave her the ol rusty corn hole

by Larrysillytits August 11, 2017

polish corn dog

When someone puts a roll of pennies into a condom( ties the ends), then lubes it with ketchup and mustard and then proceeds to fuck someone in the ass with it and yell..."OOOOYEAH CORN DOGGY DOGGY" and then eats the crusts off of the sides of a piece of bread.

Mark asked me asked me to do the Polish corn dog with him...
I didn't say no.

by Rincryo November 7, 2017

alabama corn dip

When you have sex with a girl who has a severe yeast infection. Your dick will resemble a crusty white corn cob/dip.

Ryan had sex with Jessica and got Alabama corn dip.

by Bigscurr April 4, 2016