Guy 1: "Dude, you were hella cock blocking last night! I was gonna get with her!"
Guy 2: "No man! I was cock promoting the hell out of you! That bitch doesn't even like me--I only cock promote!"
Guy 1: "..bullshit."
Guy 2: "No man! I was cock promoting the hell out of you! That bitch doesn't even like me--I only cock promote!"
Guy 1: "..bullshit."
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Although several older examples can be found on the internet in chat-rooms or forums, it's become more popular since an amusing picture of a defective neon sign was posted on several satirical websites.
The original neon sign read "Babcock Frozen Yogurt". Due to defective neons, it reads "Cock Yogurt" in a very clear, lit-up and hilarious manner.
Although several older examples can be found on the internet in chat-rooms or forums, it's become more popular since an amusing picture of a defective neon sign was posted on several satirical websites.
The original neon sign read "Babcock Frozen Yogurt". Due to defective neons, it reads "Cock Yogurt" in a very clear, lit-up and hilarious manner.
"Kathy's a dear, but I think she's got an addiction. After her first serving, she kept yanking the dispenser for more cock yogurt."
"Don't you love to take a nice little asshole and fill it with cock yogurt?"
"Can't have real Boston pancakes without cock yogurt to top it off!"
"Rebbecca chocked on Steve's cock yogurt last night"
"Don't you love to take a nice little asshole and fill it with cock yogurt?"
"Can't have real Boston pancakes without cock yogurt to top it off!"
"Rebbecca chocked on Steve's cock yogurt last night"
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Also can be someone who will say things about you behind your back to undermine your confidence.
Australian slang, an insult.
Also can be someone who will say things about you behind your back to undermine your confidence.
Australian slang, an insult.
Can you not mow the lawn now, I just washed my car.
You can park it in the garage, this is the only time I have.
No I will not park it in the garage, it needs to dry.
I will wait for you to shammy it dry.
No I will keep it outside to dry.
This is what a cock slag typically does.
You can park it in the garage, this is the only time I have.
No I will not park it in the garage, it needs to dry.
I will wait for you to shammy it dry.
No I will keep it outside to dry.
This is what a cock slag typically does.
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