cock cork

Anti-producer/STD system . A condom.

I have to go grab a box of cock corks for tomorrow night's party.

Throw on a cork before you fork.

by the cat's gravy February 22, 2007

Tabasco Cock

The side effect of waking up fom having sex the previous night. When urinating it burns whilst exiting.

me and Mary had sex last night but this morning, i had a terrible case of tabasco cock!

by swamp cookie January 16, 2008

cock yogurt

One of the very imaginative ways of designating semen.

Although several older examples can be found on the internet in chat-rooms or forums, it's become more popular since an amusing picture of a defective neon sign was posted on several satirical websites.

The original neon sign read "Babcock Frozen Yogurt". Due to defective neons, it reads "Cock Yogurt" in a very clear, lit-up and hilarious manner.

"Kathy's a dear, but I think she's got an addiction. After her first serving, she kept yanking the dispenser for more cock yogurt."

"Don't you love to take a nice little asshole and fill it with cock yogurt?"

"Can't have real Boston pancakes without cock yogurt to top it off!"

"Rebbecca chocked on Steve's cock yogurt last night"

by Ulvain January 8, 2009

cock's stride

A very short distance

"How far is it to the pub?"
"It's only a cock's stride away"

by Nirst January 12, 2008

cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

Cock promote

The opposite of cock blocking. The act of talking your buddy up.

Guy 1: "Dude, you were hella cock blocking last night! I was gonna get with her!"
Guy 2: "No man! I was cock promoting the hell out of you! That bitch doesn't even like me--I only cock promote!"
Guy 1: "..bullshit."

by kjack360 February 6, 2014

What the cock!

A stronger way of saying 'what the hell' but not quite reaching 'what the f***' status.

Dude did you just eat my lunch?? What the cock!?

by Jim and Phil November 9, 2015