Mouse Cock

Someone who has a very tiny cock, also someone who doesn't like the term Donkey Dick
Well he didn't like donkey dick so now I call him mouse cock
by Deadliest Catch Xtra Crabs April 22, 2009
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cock slag

An unpleasant or irritating person.

Also can be someone who will say things about you behind your back to undermine your confidence.

Australian slang, an insult.
Can you not mow the lawn now, I just washed my car.
You can park it in the garage, this is the only time I have.
No I will not park it in the garage, it needs to dry.
I will wait for you to shammy it dry.
No I will keep it outside to dry.

This is what a cock slag typically does.
by kam75xx July 30, 2018
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Tabasco Cock

The side effect of waking up fom having sex the previous night. When urinating it burns whilst exiting.
me and Mary had sex last night but this morning, i had a terrible case of tabasco cock!
by swamp cookie January 13, 2008
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Cock promote

The opposite of cock blocking. The act of talking your buddy up.
Guy 1: "Dude, you were hella cock blocking last night! I was gonna get with her!"
Guy 2: "No man! I was cock promoting the hell out of you! That bitch doesn't even like me--I only cock promote!"
Guy 1: "..bullshit."
by kjack360 February 07, 2014
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cock yogurt

One of the very imaginative ways of designating semen.

Although several older examples can be found on the internet in chat-rooms or forums, it's become more popular since an amusing picture of a defective neon sign was posted on several satirical websites.

The original neon sign read "Babcock Frozen Yogurt". Due to defective neons, it reads "Cock Yogurt" in a very clear, lit-up and hilarious manner.
"Kathy's a dear, but I think she's got an addiction. After her first serving, she kept yanking the dispenser for more cock yogurt."

"Don't you love to take a nice little asshole and fill it with cock yogurt?"

"Can't have real Boston pancakes without cock yogurt to top it off!"

"Rebbecca chocked on Steve's cock yogurt last night"
by Ulvain December 28, 2007
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cock cork

Anti-producer/STD system . A condom.
I have to go grab a box of cock corks for tomorrow night's party.

Throw on a cork before you fork.
by the cat's gravy February 21, 2007
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What the cock!

A stronger way of saying 'what the hell' but not quite reaching 'what the f***' status.
Dude did you just eat my lunch?? What the cock!?
by Jim and Phil September 25, 2015
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