Cleaning

1. To make a countertop spotless by snorting the white powder previously on it through a straw, sometimes made of rolled paper bills.

2. To empty a bowl filled with herbal remedies by use of fire or heat.

3. To dispose of alcohol, pills, fungus, or certain types of paper via consumption.

“What’s up with Johnny?”
“He’s been cleaning”

by Stanley Haze March 10, 2023

Cleaning

Wanting to clean your apartment but instead just watching love island for 6 hours and crying

"Hey Brenna, what're you up to after class?"
"Oh not a lot, just cleaning"

by BiggestBrainBoi August 29, 2022

Cleaning

The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.

Man I hate cleaning. Can I borrow some money to hire a cleaning lady?

by Rufusruckus November 03, 2017

cleaning

Throwing stuff in your closet and calling it decent

"Time to do some cleaning"

by Altirix March 11, 2020

Cleaning

The zen action males do to create tidiness. Best on Sativa with your favorite music.
There is always a sense of upliftness when the job is done. Best done in small segments
not over 2 hours. Plan strategically to optimize benefits.

I'm cleaning the bathroom. Don't bug me.

by SloppySage August 01, 2023

cleaning out the stove pipe

the period after a heated fight that results in angry flatulence

Last night after my girlfriend broke up with me I attempted to batter her with malicious words, but abrubtly began cleaning out the stove pipe which stench from the chinese dinner I enjoyed earlier with an asian prostitute, forcefully removed her.

"God damn you!" blblblblblblb!!!!

by papa sutra February 26, 2010

clean Ricardo

a dude named Ricardo that is clean

did u see that clean Ricardo walking

by xbox-GT=DAYSTORM321 February 09, 2018