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Circle Jerk

A person so virtuous they stop to let someone into a TRAFFIC CIRCLE/ROUNDABOUT
Mary! Please move yourself through the roundabout! You're making yourself look like such a circle jerk!!
by Frankieboy226 January 9, 2024
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circle the horses

When your Hog is so big that you've got to circle up the Horse gang cause aint nobody else can relate
HEY EJDJ!! GET YOUR HOG OUT OF MY FACE AND CIRCLE THE HORSES
by realist definitions September 12, 2019
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circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom
Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”
by Bsherm October 17, 2021
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liberty circle

An informal, invisible but permanent local network existing outside of all formal systems, in particular state bureaucracies. They are a long standing means of organising social and economic life without hierarchy, and still remain the dominant social form in places such as the Liberty of Islandshire between England and Scotland.
Whoever thinks they’re in charge, they’re not. We have our liberty circle.
by HectorZMcTurk December 22, 2024
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Cul-de-circle

A cul-de-sac with a tree in the middle, creating a circle shape instead of a sac shape. May also be used as an UPGRADE of the original "cul-de-sac"
Person A: Hey check out that cul-de-circle!
Person B: Isn't that a cul-de-sac
Person A: It has a tree, making it a cup-de-circle, look it up.
by ElizaO231 August 7, 2017
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Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025
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circle

a square with no sides
that’s a big circle!
by ashiepoo December 31, 2021
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