dave's a corn syrup daddy that thinks he can charm melissa from erotic monkey with home made chicken noodle soup.
by saavy chimp September 11, 2021
Get the corn syrup daddymug. When you have sex with a girl who has a severe yeast infection. Your dick will resemble a crusty white corn cob/dip.
by Bigscurr April 4, 2016
Get the alabama corn dipmug. The dried flakes of cum that have ether been peeled off or have fallen off of a vagina. Usually happens when a girl has many guys in one night.
by jackhoff247 December 10, 2010
Get the Frosted Corn Flakesmug. by Armrx January 13, 2016
Get the texas corn huskermug. by therealyemmie November 9, 2019
Get the Corn Syrup Daddymug. The act of ejaculating from your penis into your hand, then lubricating your cornhole with warm gooey jizz.
by Satantouchedme667 March 28, 2015
Get the Leftover Cream Cornmug. The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.
Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.
by The Pennsylvania Growler July 27, 2016
Get the Peoria Corn Snakemug.