Ass-clown

A worthless piece of shit who is enormously incompetent and yet also a gigantic fucking prick. His lack of talent would be laughable, had he not achieved a level of authority or fame that makes him dangerous. He attempts to hide his inabilities by being a complete dick to others. His bubble of self-importance prevents him from seeing that everyone hates him with a holy passion.

Commonly found among politicians, CEOs, self-righteous celebrities, and North Korean dictators.

“Our executive management team sure are a bunch of ass-clowns! I hope the ass-clowns on our board of directors fire every fucking one of those ass-clowns. ‘Hello? North Korea calling. Kim Jong-un wants his entourage back.’ Did I mention what extraordinary ass-clowns they are?”

by Johnny Mc May 17, 2014

Clown Car

To be filled with men in a sexual way
A woman who wears a lot of makeup and has a lot of sex

"Damn son, your girlfriend is a total clown car! She had like five guys in her last night."

by mcflykitty September 1, 2014

crack clown

a person known otherwise as an immatureintellectual, compulsive liar, make-up skills of a 2 year old

Look at that crack clown scaring away the boys with her make-up!

by barrybenson February 18, 2015

piss clown

It means a drunken fucktard

Look mon, Stephs a piss clown.

by Mon and Sharn July 30, 2015

Angry Clown

A nickname for Donald Trump

Did you see what the Angry Clown tweeted this morning?
No, I can't read that horsecrap. He seems hellbent on making America ashamed again.

by chairboy July 11, 2016

Punching the Clown

To put simply, jerk off.

I walked in on my bro Nate as he was punching the clown. Then I joined.

by TheGordo March 11, 2016

Clown car

A sex position where multiple men are inside one small girl.

Grace: last night I was the guys clown car
Lily: omg you’re so lucky

by Fj.Anthony.Wolf January 5, 2019