Closeted Libertarian

Libertarian people who have not disclosed their ideological orientation or political identity and aspects thereof, including their philosophical identity and political behavior.

"About that Austrian economics lecture you saw me watching – ummmm that was for school" said Thomas Hodgskin the closeted Libertarian.

by MoribundMurdoch November 5, 2020

Closet communist

Racist society in america, combined with immigrants who fled communist countries.

The closet communist should realize that the communist countries people fight are open communist...

If the real communist find those veteran in there that's going to be their closet communist asses.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

closeteer

A faggot who won't come out of the closet with their homosexuality.

The closeteer calls everyone that they hate a faggot yet they're the one whos the homo.

by RoootBeeer April 6, 2010

trapped in a closet

the best soap ever!!!!! its by r. kelly. there are 12 episodes and its hiiiiiiiiilarious!!!!! so DRAMATIC!!!! its a day in the life of a guy. ets just say there's a LOT of affairs and stuff going on...it's awesome.

"my friends and i are writing our version of 'trapped in a closet'. its hilarious!"
cool kid: have you seen trapped in a closet? it was on vh1 last night!
loser kid: um...no...whats that?

by KTKate January 14, 2006

close to home

'Close to Home' simply means the act of committing something less than savoury with your girls best friend.

Dumbass A; Dude i just totally boned Finola's best friend!

Dumbass B; Man! That was a bit close to home wasn't it?

Dumbass A; Yea, but as long as i be hitting that sweet ass - it's all gravy.

by Jingles July 23, 2004

Closer

A loser, goes to bed early, doesn't party or drink much, usually a huge pussy and a boring person

Holly: Hey you guys wanna go out tonight??!
Sarah: Ahhh no its 8:30pm, I think im going to go to bed.
Holly: Alright closer, don't be jealous when I come home with cool stories.

by shankerhol January 6, 2011

close to home

Slang used to describe the act of cunnilingus, referencing that all human's original "home" was the womb.

After a few minutes of making out, it was time to get close to home.

by Media Assassin July 22, 2004