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Carter

A carrot forged in the deep aisle of a Japanese breast. This creature has no beginning and no end. Your cum, his feast. Your foreskin, massaging his toes. Your nipples, his fresh meat. He is a monster hell cannot contain. Sacks jiggle to the sound of his voice. His every step, a fetus is aborted. His arrival is your defeat. This 8-legged anteloped hog and is a specimen conquering every hole on the planet. People refer to this mythical creature as God's Erection.
My fetus is developing like a Carter. Meaning the fetal implant is being referred to as the lunar cycle of the fetal reproductive system, and release a failed egg through the clitoris hole and is proceeding to excrete buckets of 1% anal fluid.
by Coceater February 4, 2021
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Carterbis

A dude who has messy churro hair and who acts like he's Dream and says ''Hello motherfuckers'' when he is back from the bathroom
by N U G G E T S February 18, 2021
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Carelumftable

Get yourself carelumftable
(Arrange yourself in a COMFORTABLE position CAREFULLY!)
by SairraCakes85 February 26, 2021
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carmel beats

The best producer from Syracuse, NY.

Known to be versatile and make beats, edit vocals, and mix and master tracks.
1. “Damn son you hear that new Carmel Beats track? That shits poppin”
“Nah brody for real, Carmel carried the song low key
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carter massey

carter massey is the hottest guy alive
by ilovecartermassey March 8, 2021
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Carter

Absolute unit on the gridiron. Very good with girls and loves to stick with one girl for a long period of time when given the same energy back. He is very smart but can be cocky at times so put him in his place. He is dedicated hard worker and only has 2 close friends. He is a tremendous athlete and a great person off the field.
Person A: is that a freshman on varsity

Person B: Yes, thats Carter
by Cash Money Ellis March 13, 2021
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Carter

She is so blonde, and i mean BLONDE. she has an extra toe probably but is too shy to show anyone except for her fourth grade boyfriend. Carter has the personality of someone whose from Texas.
by doitfart? March 17, 2021
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