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California Boyfriend

A man you can hook up with and act as if you two are in a relationship, but the relationship only exists in an isolated location.

To have a California Boyfriend is to have a guy you can “date” for the Summer when you fly home from college to visit your parents.
“I can’t wait to go back home for the holidays, I get to visit Michael, my California boyfriend
by MrWebber October 9, 2025
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Boyfriend

A good boy. The best boy. A young boy. 19 years old to be exact. He's normally recognizable by his bright blue hair and is often carry a microphone. He is kind and generous and he's not afraid of a rap battle. Literally, so many people in his fandom tried to kill him already.

It's sad. But anyways, you know it's him because of his hair and his way of communicating. He often says the term 'beep' or 'bee bop' in ways of communicating or actually speaking English. Or he just speaks randomly in beeping noises.

Many girls would kill for a man as courageous as him. But sadly, he's taken. He also goes by other names other than 'boyfriend'. He goes by Kieth, Cameron or Cam for short, and some people, rather his close friends, just call him 'BF'.
"Oh I love my Boyfriend. He's the best boyfriend ever"

"Heh I love you too, babe. Beep bop skdoo beep"
by SparkleBagel75 July 17, 2022
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Rent-A-Boyfriend

When several guys go on a fun trip with women in the middle of the desert surrounded by a lot of drinking, gambling and weird crackheads aka tweakers who creep them out!! When this happens they refer to this term as a way of protection.
“Omg we love our Rent-A-Boyfriends” “Omg where’s the Rent-A-Boyfriends I’m getting creeped out
by Hockeynatty13 January 30, 2022
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Boyfriend

Cindy I have a boyfriend Candice me to( lying bad) Cindy CAP
by Mr Give up January 22, 2022
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Best Boyfriend Ever

friend: who is that?
me: oh! that’s just the best boyfriend ever!
by anonymous May 2, 2023
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National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day

April 18 is the national day to send pictures of yourself in only underwear to your boyfriend- especially if his initials are ALM.
“Wow my name is also the name of a river in Asia, and it’s also National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day so I should send a picture of me in underwear to my super cool boyfriend!”
by Riverlover69 April 18, 2022
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ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.
Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019
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