dude behind me right now

Dude behind me right now is ashy asl

(dude behind me right now) yo dude behind be is pissing me off yo

by jjj777savage June 5, 2018

Captain behind

A superhero who uses the power of his ass to fight crime.

Hey have you seen captain behind? No I bet he's just darting around

by Merkp June 7, 2018

gross behavioral criminalization

Classifying or indexing all human behavior in a criminal context so all activities can be used as pretext for investigation and prosecution.

The polar intelligence matrix between the average person and policy makers induced a gross behavioral criminalization after years of adopting confusing law.

Everyone broke the law on a daily basis because they lived in a state of gross behavioral criminalization.

Gross behavioral criminalization allowed for an easy wiretap on the police department.

by Ontological June 26, 2018

Blue Behemoth

A kind of person who thinks it's cool to flirt with girls with an opening such as "M'lady" and lie that he's actually not as tall as he is in his real life. Originated in /r/formula1 chats.

Sometimes is referred to as "Blue fuck" or "Blue guy"

- I met Chloe Stroll yesterday. I greeted her m'lady from my Mercedes C63 AMG and she said she's a Lewis Hamilton fan
- Gosh, you're such a fucking Blue Behemoth

by not_so_simple_now_eeh September 5, 2018

Beating behind the bush

Beating behind the bush

Where has Harley gone?

Oh he's just popped behind that Bush to tug his todger.
So he's beating behind the bush then.

by Ring pirate November 10, 2018

Arctic behavior

When a male behaves like a bitch and is constantly whining about irrelevant stuff.

Could you stop bitching and have fun for ones. This is typical Arctic behavior.

by BigGayChunges April 29, 2019

dull behind

another word used for 'dumb ass' that has satisfied both 'dumb' and 'ass' in a rather proper term.

I'm such a dull behind. They're acting like a dull behind.

by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019