Beef jerky backhander 

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.

“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”

Beef jerky backhander by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018

Beef shakes 

When you're having beef with someone and you're so hyped on the beef you can't stop shaking

*having an argument* omg I've got beef shakes man

Beef shakes by Ruby stead January 20, 2018

Beef Cake

Beef Cake is a guy who is 6+ft tall and has a huge cock, and is ripped

- Hey look overthere that domdom guy looks like a fucking retard, but his friend is a total beef cake i love it

Beef Cake by Loveniggers February 3, 2018

beef shotgun

Where you pump your foreskin and blow a meaty load

Bitch ama beef shotgun you

beef shotgun by Shartflash February 5, 2018

beef jerking

jerking off/guy masturbating

friend 1: dude, i have some great porn
friend 2: i'm already beef jerking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

beef jerking by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)girl( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 8, 2018

Beef gun 

Another name for penis. Also referred to as cock, shlong, dick, or tube steak.

My beef gun was hidden nicely behind her beef curtains.

Beef gun by CanadianSAA May 24, 2018

Beef Jerky 

When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.

My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.

Beef Jerky by LOTSO THE BEAR June 3, 2018