Alaskan Beaver Tale

The act of shitting in females mouth, then jizzing in her mouth, having her swish it around in her mouth like mouthwash and spitting it on your chest.

Guy 1: What did you and Jenny do last night?
Guy 2: We were so wasted I got her to give me an alaskan beaver tale.
Guy 1: Gross dude,

by TheGuyWhoFuckedYourMother January 15, 2010

Sneaky Beaver

When a Guy or Girl, Gives Oral Without the other person knowing.

I was Watching TV last night and sarah suprised me witha sneaky beaver!

by beaverwalker February 27, 2011

beavis

a hanging booger from one's nose

Dude, wipe your nose you have a fuckin beavis

by killin time k October 2, 2011

beaver dam

when a room mate takes a crap and decides to leave a present for any unsuspecting suckers.

I left you a beaver dam. Have fun with that.

by JT October 4, 2004

beaver teefer

1. One who is so attractive he can teef any girls beaver from them
2. A man who has genital sex with some guys girlfriend

Guy 1: o my god im gunna kill the bastard who had sex with my gf
Guy 2: Yea, he's a real beaver teefer

by Nick Fappiano August 10, 2006

Awkward beaver

When you're in an awkward moment, place 2 fingers over your front two teeth in beaver like fashion. You have averted another awkward situation by creating the AWKWARD BEAVER!

Cousin of the awkward turtle

4 coworkers in kitchen at work:
co-worker 1: What are you putting in those eggs?
co-worker 2: a little salt, a little pepper, maybe some garlic powder.
co-worker 3: In America do people call female genitalia a beaver?
co-workers 1 and 2: **AWKWARD Beaver** um.. maybe I guess

co-worker 4 (CEO): (leaves)

by oulo July 18, 2007

Beaver Loaf

A woman's yeast infection.

"Hey Marty, I think Maggie's beaver loaf has been around for a long time, she cut off a slice for lunch the other day."

by Gwydion June 3, 2004