beating the dead goat

jering it right after u just jerked it

"I was watching this porno and i beat it and then they did it up the ass so i ended up beating the dead goat."

by General Schwartzkopf January 13, 2008

Peruvian goats

fuckin stupid way to prepey 7th grade girls--if you put crapping after means their talkin shit

GOD the Peruvian goats are still crapin

by Taylor May 8, 2003

horny goat weed

you take goat poops and dry them and smoke that shit uppp, and it gives you the craziest erection youve ever had!! youll be fuckin cars after you smoke this shit!

my mom smoked this horny goat weed she found in my dresser and she got a boner bigger than mine!

by jamiefaith March 24, 2008

Goat Stump Breaking

It is when you tie a goat to a stump and fuck it to death.

Lee is sick, you know he went Goat Stump Breaking yesterday?

by Hugo-Sticky Tits October 7, 2010

fanny goat (FG)

a person who munches on pussy

he was a fanny goat 2 her
and gave her a b j in return

by dish dash & mish mash October 20, 2003

Oh my goat

Term used to express shock/surprise/overwhelm/astonishment in a socially friendly way.

"OH MY GOAT I'M SO FUCKIN FUCKED OFF THAT KEY OF MKAT"

by BLoOpZ October 19, 2011

Coats Before Goats

To wear a stylish coat in the hot summer days, originally to wear a coat while managing a goat farm.

Richard: Did you see my new coat? Axel: In the hot summer days?! Richard: Coats before goats!

by Acksull April 22, 2011