batin' shorts

Shorts one wears that hides all evidence of masturbation.

Mom: I see you've been batin' boy.
Kid: Mom! not in company.

Mom: Don't worry, you're wearing batin' shorts.

Kid: oh yea! thanks mom. I love you.

They kiss

by sumthinmonthofmay May 11, 2009

baking cupcakes

Smoking mad weed.
Baking out.
You get it,

"Livvie and Trixie are going out to bake some fine cupcakes, wanna join them with me?"
"YEAH those chicks are sooo cool"

by anonyMUSSSSS August 31, 2005

batting off

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
You dickheads...
You need a dick to bat off to first
HAHAHAHAHAHA
So just keep polishing your dads knob everyday after school
HAHHAHAHAHHAH

Person 1 - Im going home to have a bat.
Person 2 - Me too.
Person 1 - You dont have a dick you sad fuck
Person 2 - So, my dad lets me jerk his cock off

by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 21, 2005

Bazinga

A way to greet a friend

When Sheana called Colleen, Colleen answered the phone saying "Bazinga"

by Kali24 September 17, 2010

baing

The highest form of psyche any human being is capable of comprehending. In other words, you were not, without any shade of a doubt, serious about what you previously said. Also, word can be yelled and during said yelling, give the person you're conversing with thumbs up for the entirety of the word.

Nos stickers +50 horsepower, aluminum spoiler +500 horsepower -1000 pounds, un-painted body kits +450 horsepower...BAING

by Lutes November 10, 2008

empty batting average

A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.

Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.

by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011

tool beating

when justin beats his stupid employees that cant find a pen or stapler. Or show up late

justin was tool beating at 930 .

by jason May 27, 2004