August 14

The day a beautiful, amazing, funny, smart, kind person was born. Someone like Ivan the love of my life. This day is his day no matter what anyone says. This day is perfect because it was blessed by being Ivans birthday.

Person 1: Hey it’s August 14!
Person 2: Omg today’s Ivans day!
Person 1: No, lol, js a normal day!
Person 2: Stfu its Ivans day!

by ivan_gf_isc:) November 25, 2023

August 11

June 11 is national submission day. You have to be a little submissive and breedable gay femboy, and you have to listen to all of your friends sexual needs and requests.

Example of August 11:

John: yo bro, today’s National submission day.
Alex: damn bro, you know what I’m doing to you, now get o. You’re knees and suck this dick.

by Poopmcbuttface69420 November 26, 2023

August 7th

The Day Where Gay Furries Are Born.

If Your Birthday Is August 7th, You're Probably A Gay Furry

by Funny mugs November 29, 2023

August 2nd

The day where everyone sings “Just a Friend” by Biz Markie. Mostly Commonlg found with drawings of a drawn round-headed guy playing a piano in a video

It’s august 2nd!

“You…. Got what I need!”

by Eztekk December 12, 2023

August 8

Other than the 88 rising rapper August 08, 8/8 is either the end of the world or the start of a new one. A very dramatic day in which you have the opportunity to do extreme whims and hit or miss. Consider it a push from Korean Jesus to encourage your pussical self to do that one thing you've been thinking about all week but seem too shakey in the knees to actually do.

Obama: Man... guess what day it is...
White Obama: Oh shit it's August 8, are you gonna finally gonna run for president?
Obama: It's Nerf or nothing now

by Ayyobich October 20, 2019

August

You are amazing, beautiful, kind, and very thoughtful

When’s you’re birthday, mines in august

by And I-oop November 3, 2019

August

You are amazing, beautiful, kind, and very thoughtful

When’s you’re birthday, mines in august

by And I-oop November 3, 2019