banana horning

Two super upward curved erections sword fighting during man on man foreplay.

Wow, that was some serious banana horning we took part in last night. I don't ever remember you ever being that hard. Do you want to banana horn later on today?

by DoctorDoMore March 27, 2023

Banana Phone

A magical unknown mindfucking device that only really special people can use to communicate with each other. Can also be thrown at someone or hidden somewhere as a prank.

"Dude someone put a banana phone on my car today...wtf...."

by Mesapie January 16, 2009

Crusty Banana

when a male ejaculates and lets his mess dry on his wang and lets a girl lick it off

John's sister gave me the best crusty banana I have ever had

by Wren the mass penatrator April 26, 2008

Peelin' the Banana

A slang phrase that is synonymous with male masturbation. Other examples include: choking the chicken; jackin' the beanstalk.

My boy got punked by his girl, so he got left peelin' the banana.

by MuddKatt July 16, 2007

ham banana

penis; the private area of a male's body; or a crude insult

Johnny slapped his ham banana against his playboy last night.

by amber-marie June 25, 2008

Banana Masher

1. A phrase used to determine the weight and value of a persons intellect through the scope of their ability to mash a given amount of bananas within a given time.

2. Commonly used in the event of a person doing something which is obscene and repulsive.

3. Conor.

"Why are you such a banana masher?!"

by Capt. Jezebel Starion September 26, 2005

Thug banana

A banana that always carries a gun with him and always has a smoke in his hand to look cool.

Dude you always carry a smoke with you, your acting like a total thug banana right now and get rid of the gun

by Me.fresh111 July 5, 2014