Alan Douchowitz

The corrupt attorney who specializes in using legal scholarship and courtroom drama to defends scoundrels and other douchebags.

Alan Douchowitz claims he kept his underwear on while getting a massage at the Epstein estate. What a douchebag!

by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025

Alain-Richard

God's vessel the peak of humanity's love, The perfection

Have you seen Alain-Richard? He's like the perfect human.

by Domi2 December 29, 2025

rock-alanche

synonym for "rock slide"

Savannah: "What if, right now, there was a rock-alanche?"
Matthew: "...avalanche? You mean, ROCK SLIDE?"

by iamawesome2891 March 29, 2011

Dwight Alan

Handsome, inside and out. He's been through alot, and is one of the strongest people alive. He is always there for you when you need a crying shoulder. He is a good bestfriend and will always be close to the ones he's known the longest. He is good with kids. No matter what happens, he will always be there for his family. He would never cheat, or betray anyone. Loving and easy to love. He has problems showing his true feelings, but never give up on him. he is worth the wait.

Girl one: your friends with Dwight alan?

girl two: yeah, why?
girl one: Dont ever lose him. he is the best!!
girl two: i know.

by KDJ5959 May 2, 2011

ice-alanche

A mid-drink shift of the ice cubes at the bottom of a glass that sends liquids crashing all over your face and clothes.

Fucking ice-alanche! Damn, this was my favorite shirt.
drinking alcohol cocktails spirits nightclub

by Colt 40 Feinberg May 24, 2016

codie alan

A Codie Alan is very rare one in a million, diamond in the rough, strapping young, GQ male model, hard and perfectly chiseled really really ridiculously good looking man with the most amazing overall package with the most loving and beautiful heart and soul any woman can ever dream of having the pleasure of waking you next to every morning.

Hot damn that's a fine ass Codie Alan, be his friend, even if it's only a Facebook friend and your sex appeal will improve 89%. Follow his Instagram then you got 99.9% fine ass #Swag.....predicted to break out a new dance instead of "Teach Me How To Dougie" everyone will be twerking to "Teach Me How To Codie"

by milfndenver May 21, 2016

Jarrod Alan Houchin

Someone who generally gets ladies at all times of the day. In other terms gets pussy 24/7. And on rare a Jarrod Alan Houchin can be seen snorting whatever is at hand. generally known to be very loyal to the ladies. Jarrod Alan Houchin is one of the best guys you will ever meet loyal true friend. Overall if you are looking for a huge dick or a man to keep you warm at night look for a Jarrod Alan Houchin.

Man Jarrod Alan Houchin is the only man for me

by Loyal defined December 12, 2017