Handsome man with a massive beast in between his legs and always inpresses ladies
Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get
Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get
I love Evan
by Todd Armstrong December 21, 2021
Get the Evan mug.He is quite forgetful and is unaware of obvious things around him. Thou he is a good guy, he won’t hesitate to throw shade if necessary
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Get the Mitchell Evans mug.An Evan is characterized as being a Minecraft addict, most likely has well over 1k hours spent it. An Evan might also be able to be noticed in the wild from their distinctive jacket, or sweater, in which an Evan wears the same few sweatshirts throughout the week in cycles. An Evan most likely has good grades, and is brilliant, but of course, has little to no will to live. He is of course, by the very nature of An Evan, a huge nerd. An Evan is very sweet, and will be a great person to get to know, despite the awkwardness. Although, sometimes, on rare occasions, he may get mad bitches.
An Evan is the best person you will meet, and if you are lucky enough to fall in love with one, don't hurt them
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Get the Evan mug.A cute sexy girl she can get anybody she want cuz she like that. And her booty is real fat you just wanna suck it
Human with a brain: CHEYNA Evans so cute omg I can’t stop drooling
Another: Fr I really want her she looks so good
Another: Fr I really want her she looks so good
by Tsuna free October 5, 2021
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Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.
Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.
"Omg, Is this actually an Evan Moment ? Quick, hide your penises !"
"Yo thomas, Wanna do an Evan Moment real quick with me ?"
"Yo thomas, Wanna do an Evan Moment real quick with me ?"
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