skinning squirrels

Secretly jacking off

Where you been?

Hiding out in the back room skinning squirrels.

by BeavisBeavis May 17, 2025

lima bean squirrel

Little austrailian bastard squirrel who cums a shit load.

A ice cream truck melting in the sun, while inside a tornado. that is a lima bean squirrel ejacualtion

by mh3bean October 16, 2013

squirrel tuft

That tramp stamp of hair above an ass crack on a guy

93 took off his shirt and had a massive squirrel tuft above his ass. He needs to wax it.

by SuckleMyTitty July 25, 2022

Squirrel

A squirrel is when someone is after sex because they want to nut.

Man them hoes a squirrel, you know why? Because, they only want the nut

by Skay.West November 7, 2021

Dusty Squirrel

This is used for a friend who acts like he gets laid more then you but in actuality has not gotten laid since grade school.

Jared is so high and mighty but he is just a Dusty Squirrel.

by Cheldrainos June 17, 2019

Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.

MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...

by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011

squirrel cunt

It’s when a girl has a tight ass cunt that even an average sized penis can’t fit in

Hey dude, I went out last night, had a few drinks at the bar, met a girl named Sammy, went home with her and she had a tight ass squirrel cunt.

by Dannyboydownunder September 14, 2019