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date dump and dash

The act of convincing someone you are going to perform coitus. You then use their facilities to drop a bowel movement. Upon finishing said bowel movement you proceed to exit quite hastily.
Dam that girl comes in like we were gonna get it on, she took a dump and ran. She just got me with a date dump and dash
by Jackiepaper June 25, 2017
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paint your date

When a guy busts a rather large load all over a girl after sex.

It is to be used in reference and mockery to Fraternity/Sorority date parties themed and named "paint your date"
A guy cums all over you - especially more than normal...

you say:

"What is this, paint your date?"
by price is right September 26, 2010
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Half-blind date

The date that occurs when you're too under the influence to remember the guy/girl you gave your number to. Text messages end up in a date where one person remembers what the other one looks like and one person goes in blind.
"Hey, how was your date the other day?"
"It was ok. The guy ended up being pretty cute!"
"I thought you gave him your number?"
"I was pretty drunk at that party. It was a half-blind date."
by B-Win December 16, 2011
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Date Bram November

November is national Date Bram month, so celebrate by dating a sexy, sexxxxxy hot young man named Bram.
I can’t wait to celebrate Date Bram November!
by Sexmaster12345 November 5, 2019
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Ice cream date

A date without sexual intentions
"Bro, you get any D last night?"
"Nah, dude, you know Brad only likes ice cream dates when he first starts dating someone."
by Mrsgotyourback February 21, 2017
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Casual Friend Dating

You're going through the motions of dating but you're not, and it's kind of a tease, but you're okay with it. It's not friends with benefits though.
Random Stranger: "So are you guys dating yet?"
Friends 1 & 2: "No, we're not."
Friend 3: "Casual Friend Dating."
by Raptrax March 28, 2019
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Date Me December

When a boy ask out one romantic interest (e.i bf or gf) a day, but they are not aloud to chicken out and ask a bro. It must be someone different every day, unless you start dating or the girl or guy asks you again the next day after the boy has said “bee”
The receiver can only say “no” 5 times in December or if they have already been asked that day which means the boy can ask again a different day and has to ask someone else. You are aloud double dates but no more people than that. The date doesn’t have to be on the actually day
Wanna date me this December for Date Me December
by SassySmocher06 November 12, 2019
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