diorio u-turn

When you place your hand on the back of a girl every so slightly and while making small talk, you slowly move your hand down to her ass, quickly cup her groin, come back around and gently poke her in the nose and say, "Boooop! DiOrio U-Turn"
I was at the bar when I saw this 22 year old ginger. I decided to use the signature diorio U-turn to see where the night took me.
by NoUturnNoWay November 09, 2014
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ejac-u-beam

A sporadic discharging of heatvision, brought on by sexual fantasies and/or watching animals copulate.
"HAHAHA!!!! Did you see it, the ejac-u-beam??"
by Macky T. July 16, 2003
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U fucking queer

U fucking queer stands for: U FUCKING UNSPECIFIED SEXUALITY PERSON
by Jdjdneben November 07, 2019
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f-u button

when someone calls you and you don't want to talk, you press the ignore button on your phone
Person 1: I don't feel like talking to him right now
Person 2: Just give them the f-u button
by dea8196 February 09, 2009
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what u doin

Idiot expression used by those with low intellectual capacity. An alternative to asking "What are you doing". Not to be confused with WHATTAYADOIN or WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Via AIM...

Teabag934: What u doin?
Dough 1583: Entering stage 4 of robotic development mode.
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 08, 2005
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L-U-B

Slang for Love you baby on computer.
Joe I l-u-b. Hope we're never-evea apart!
by Joe's Girl! November 04, 2004
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r u serios

Internet slang meaning, "are you serious?", usually followed by the disbelieving remark, u canot b serios.

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n00b: my license got suspended
reply: r u serios? u canot b serios! OMG WTF!
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