K-9 Krunch

When you bite a persons nipple with your K-9 teeth.

The K-9 Krunch makes my nipples feel good.

by C. Santos January 6, 2009

3-9-1

an excuse made by desperate girls after having a sexual encounter with an ugly boy. the "3-9-1" describes their level of hottness on a scale from one to ten.
3: when you first meet them
9: the desperate point during the encounter
1: when you see them after

girl 1: did you do the nasty with him?
girl 2: eww yes.
girl 1: actually?
girl 2: yaa, i had a total 3-9-1

by jomilia November 30, 2010

9 volt battery

1 A power source.

2 A simile for your girlfriend's brown eye.

Your girlfriend's ring-piece is like a 9 volt battery. You spend too long looking at it and you're going to want to stick your tongue on it.

by RoryGalway February 12, 2010

final fantasy 9

A Final Fantasy game that gives references throughout the 1st 8 game of the franchise

Final Fantasy 9 gave reference to Josef (FF2), Garland, and the town of Cornelia, just to say the least.

by Bravely Folk December 18, 2003

9 volt test

The "tongue to object" manuever used when checking a 9 volt battery with your tongue.

Going down on a girl for the first time? Use the 9 volt test

Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
Joe: Did you?
Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery.
Joe: Gross

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by tonyrums December 9, 2009

9 year old

most toxic thing on planet earth

commonly found spending 69 hours a day playing fortnite boattle royale

9 year old: OMG fuck shit cunt die motherfucker goddam die you useless bitch why wont you die omg i play fortnite and i have no braincells fuck shit dick ass

me: pulls out the child reppelent

by just_a_normal_idiot September 2, 2021

9 Volts

When you're walking down the street and you see a chick with some rockin tits that literally make you turn your head and consider walking behind her just in case you get another glimpse. Those tits are 9 Volts.

She looked totally flat but when she took her shirt off all of a sudden she had a perfect pair of 9 volts!

by taquitodefunk80085 September 12, 2009