suicide olymics

Everyone is always participating. The goal of suicide olympics is to die in the most ridiciolous way possible or in a way so that you get remembered by your peers.

However there are rules. You cannot kill yourself in order to die. If you do so you are banned form ever participating again.

John: "Did you hear from Bill this week?"

Mike: "Yes he just learned about the suicide olymics."
John: "What's that"

by Djiddi5 October 7, 2019

suicide crime

A crime committed out of desperation for money and has a very low chance of success. A person is hungry, homeless or has a family member who is sick. As income inequality worsens, more of these crimes will occur as people around the world struggle to survive. crime, criminal, desperation, criminal justice system, perpetrator, police, suicide mission, suicide, desperate act, incarceration, income inequality, the 1%, the 99%, rich, poor, suicide crimes

You’re going to rob the store next to the police station during the day. I’ve got to Tom, I need money for my dad, he can’t afford his medicine and will die without it. That’s a suicide crime Dave.

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2018

Suicide

The act of intentionally causing one's own death. The person that wants to take their own life may feel that everything is hopeless. The person may feel that they are bullied, alone and unhappy. Those are some reasons why people takes their own life. People with ADHD have higher risk of taking their own life than people without ADHD.

People having suicidal thoughts is nothing you should make fun of.

Even if you are reading this and you are suicidal, please do not suicide. There is hope. Call 1-800-273-8255, you deserve to be alive.

I'm worried about my neighbour. He has not been normal for over a half year and it is making me feel bad. It seems like he just wants to commit suicide. I don't know what to do.

by UnknownDummy April 5, 2018

Suicide Sosa

1. Cocain overdose (on purpose)
2. A full-time baller, multi billionaire, mass murderer, MC, God tier real nigga hailing from an East-African warrior Tribe known as the Huttu

I bet you can't think of anything cooler than Suicide Sosa

by Chad Amadeus Hugo April 18, 2018

suicide punch

You throw a party and everyone brings a different bottle of booze. Just pour all the bottles into a large trash can, add some soda, stir it up and you have suicide punch.

We had a great batch of suicide punch last night because people were dropping like flys!

by sickness April 21, 2018

Suicide Shower

A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.

Make sure to book a room at a hotel with a real shower, not one of those suicide showers.

by thatlittlecunt January 2, 2018

Suicide Director

A director of stories about suicide a little like Logan Paul.

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by Apesayer May 2, 2018