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I hate cotton candy

One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.
I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me
by Kentucky boi July 8, 2022
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i dont have a projector

duke depp doesnt have a projector. this means he should get one, a galaxy projector in fact !!
“willma said something about a projector... i dont have a projector so im sorry.... that i dont have a projector haha!!”
by vicky // wonkasdearchildr3n March 19, 2021
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Yes there is, and it's right here you troglodyte.

Something someone types into the search box to try and outsmart the dictionary.

If you'd have used some punctuation in your search, you wouldn't have had to see this. Now suffer, mere mortal.
Nigga 4th wall break, the dictionary has a definition for "i bet theres no definition for this"
by John Deere 9860 STS combine September 17, 2020
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At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 28, 2021
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Citing me for things I would never agree with

Just like you're doing to Nietzsche, Jordan. This isn't a reaction from you. It's your entire schtick. And now that thought kids are dead what do you have to say for yourself? NOTHING. How many children need to die for you to succeed in life and in hiding your own shame. I won't let the pathetic dregs you've supposedly saved shield you forever.
Hym "Now you are citing me for things I would never agree with. And for what? To steal my success from me to make a retard molester not wrong to molest a retard? So breeders can pretend they aren't the scum of the earth? It sure as hell isn't to protect kids. They are already dead and their blood is on your hands. All so you can play golden prophet."
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
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I have the because

The popular roblox youtuber Ribs made a joke about a noob that said I have the because so if you see someone in roblox saying this, tell them to shut and that no one likes Ribs
Who are you?
-I have the because
by ApelCritter123 October 27, 2021
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If someone calls you out for saying a swear word this is what you respond with LOL
Oh? You just called me a fuck. Well..I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft
by Rubilee May 9, 2024
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